The Legend of Zelda: The New Era

[SiniSter N]

As some random car drives by, we see a young man trying to hitch hike a ride. The man is dressed in juncos, and is wearing a work shirt with the name "Link" on his chest. His hair is hidden under a cap, and he has an ear ring in his left ear. We see in his eyes he's tired, but he still tries to get a ride. "Man someone pick me up!!!", yells "Link".

A brand new mustang starts to drive down the road, and "Link" jumps out in front of the car and starts to wave his arms like a bird. The car inches closer and stops. The window rolls down, and we see a girl with blonde hair smile and say, "Were do you need a ride to?" Link replies, "Hmm, to the local castle I guess." She looks surprised and she says, "Well I'll take you to the one I'm going to. So jump in. And by the way my name is...

[Hybrid N]

...Zelda Ganondorf. So where do you work? That's a nice tag you've got there" Link seems embarassed as the car speeds by. "Well I work for JRAMOA. My part in the company is at the steel refinery in downtown Tokyo. I was surprised someone in this city knows English...no wonder I couldn't catch a cab." The car drives along as the 2 chat. Link feels this woman is too good for him, plus she's married. He feels like he has known her all his life. "Hey, that is a cool thing you've got there on your hand," says Zelda. "Does it mean anything?" "Yes, it stands for courage. I don't remember where I got it, but I can never get rid of it. Oh, is that your castle?" "Why yes it is. Do you like it? Too tell you the truth, I only married this guy for his money." Zelda parks the car as Link gazes at the castle. He can't believe what he sees. Link now realizes he has no idea why he is here. Why did he have to come to a castle and why did he bring one of the new steel edged swords with him from work. As his wrist starts to glow, he sees the butler ready to take his coat. The tag reads:

[PuNchNpiE]

...Sonic. Link stares at Sonic in amazement. "What are you doing here? Isn't this Mr. and Mrs. Ganondorf's castle? You know the ones who are members of the N.O.A.?" Sonic seems hesitent to answer, but says, "Yeah, yeah. This is just a temp job until I can find new work hopefully in New York. BD Joe said he would hook me up with a cushy taxi cab job. With Sega under hard times, every ones been getting laid off. What were they thinking with that Dreamcast device. Now even Ecco has to work at Sea World to make ends meet. Poor Seaman, no one wants him. But I'm not bitter. I never really liked how they put me to work. It's very tiring running around for no reason. Even Eggman was glad to get out of his contract. Hey, do you know if Nintendo's hiring?"

Link stands for a second in shock. "Umm, sorry. We have more than enough mascots right now. Especially with Crash giving the finger to Sony. You never should have worked with Sega. They were doomed day one. Dreamcast was more like Dreamcrap." Sonic nods his head in agreement.

"Link, come out into the kitchen, I want you to meet someone." Link tells Sonic, "Well good luck to you, but Zelda wants me." Link was about to head towards the kitchen, when Sonic exclaimed, "Hey Link, I think you'll want this." Link reaches out and takes from Sonic...

[Crippler]

"What the hell" exclaimed Link."she always gets kinda frisky man"Remarks Sonic.Link, not going to take this insult, rams the vibrator up the wrong end of Sonic straps him to zeldas car and sends him into trffic.Fwhahahahaha.Then Link goes into the kitchen where Zelda is spread eagle on the table.
"Cmon, stick that big golden thing in me" she says.
"Um, I kinda already stuck in Sonic" says Link.
"what, you bich get him guards!"
and endless stream of armed Zoras rush link, but hes too fats for them and whips out his sword and goes wolvy beserk style on those fishes.Then he kills The big fat king
Heck yeah.Timmay.He mad ehim some fish sticks for dinner that nigh I tell you what.
Well andway, Zelda snaps out of it and thanks him, but tells him Princess toadstool is
In another castle.He syas he aint lookin for no Princess toadstool, and she says, oh well in that case youll have to kill Ganon and his "posse" who are away in "oaktown" right now.
"who they be?" asks link
OK tell you what, since your so full fo questions Ill tell you Who they are and where you cnas really find them, and the key to my underwear.
Well the first one is at.............................

[Cripple]

Can I not even add on to fan fiction without 10,000 typos?

[iCeFLaSH]

...is at...Link...where are you at...Link come back...Link...

Link opens his eyes, and looks up to see Sonic and Zelda standing over him. "Whoa, what the hell just happened." Sonic replies, "I was trying to hand you your sword check slip, but I was moving too fast for ya and I slit open your wrist. Blood came flying out in every direction. Some splattered on me even. I hope you don't have any contageous diseases. Then for some odd reason you just fell to the ground and closed your eyes, and started to say, 'If I don't see it, it doesn't exist,' over and over. It was scary man."

"Wowzers, do you think I should see a doctor?"

"Naw, it was strange, but as soon as we had cleaned up all the blood, you came to."

"Oh, I see. That's just my Nintendo Programing. If I see anything that could be offensive, like in this case my own blood, I zone out till the offensive material has passed."

"Um, I don't think that's a good idea Link. You could have died."

"Yeah, it's the chance we take."

"Did you have a dream or something while you were 'zoning out'? You sure seemed to be."

"Er, um, I forget... yeah... It was all garbled up and didn't make much sence...."

Zelda then gets very impatient, "Come on Link I still have to show you...

[show me what?]

YOU save YOURSELF I'm gonna play some kick-ass nintendo.
"Whatever dude", says link.Luckily link happens to have a glass jar on him and captured Zelda inside of it.
Now all I have to do is figure out how to get rid of that demon inside of Zelda.
Link decides to turn to the local city of Terryville in search for any clues on how to excise the demon.As he strolls through town he decides to stop for some local pizza.When he sees the reciept for his meal in the servin guys hand he gets so mad he slices the dudes thumb off almost.As Link runs off and the dude falls to the ground, Sonic rushes and says "Nick","Nick" are you alright man?
'NICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'sonic vows to get his vengance on the mans whos holding his in a jar, but how?.........................................

[ULTIMAW]

"I finally figured out how to get revenge on LINK. 8 minutes later sreams or coming from Zelda's room .link hears a the aroursing screems coming from her room. in just a flash of light. Link uses his ocarana to teleport to Zelda room. and to his eyes it Sonic FUCKING Zelda with his pint size dick. link goes up to sonic and cuts Sonic"s dick off with his master sword.

But someone else was watch it was was HYBRID jacking off in the closet. just when he was about to cum he thinks to him self he this maybe the only chance i can score with a babe so hybrid kill off sonic and puts his 10" wonder in Zelda (he HYBRID i was just joking man) and Zelda looks at him with delight as HYBRID shoves it all the way up her ASS . hybrid "Hey Link come help me out over here this is my first time and all. Link takes out his "wink wink" MASTERSWORD and makes a Zelda sandwitch but just when the threesone was about to come link mastersword wilts away.

Zelda can be heard a mile away here HYBRID use some of Mario's VIAGRA i see your in bad condition so use all of it. Wow look whos shows up?......

[ULTIMAW]

i just added you Hybrid becase i just wanted to make you LYAO. tell me what you think about it.

[Hybrid]

Yeah...next time stay with the topic and dont make me out as some homo...Anyway, SONIC DIED! the allusion was that Zelda was Gannon and the Gannon in bed was actually Zelda. So you can leave off where Cripple did (Vitas in not in Terryville mind you).

She called...to talk...I screamed...she cried...This is the hell that is my life.

[ULTIMAW]

Hey hybrid you was'nt a homo (more like a pansy)j/k
but he you was the virgin hero here.LMAO but seriously i thought it would be fun to add someone in NBRID to the story. it could'hv been worse i could have put you ass a gay tring to get with LINK & SONIC for a HYBRID sandwitch. lol (as you can see i was really bored so i decided to type this for a laugh or two. well when i see you in #HYBRID tell me if you liked it any. i may wright a part 2 to it nah just kidding.