My "complete" MS Paint collection!

[Johngamer II]

I know you all woke up this morning thinking, "I wish that johngamer would post all of his 'wonderfull' MS Paint drawings today." And since you are all clamoring for it, here is my latest collection! Some of these you've probably seen already...

I won't try to explain any of these...























There...

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[Hybrid]

you should make comics with svc's as the stars. Also your art could get you into newsweek.

[Looganmathunubie]

"You're one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off."

[Johngamer II]

Thanks, I think I'm going to submit my Faceman VS Ninga gallery (10 exquisite "paintings") to the Louvre.

Of course, by "submit" I mean break into the place at night and staple my "art" to blank spots on the walls...

[OmniDemon]

I have a hard time picking my favorite. Something between bunnies and the moose! i love it!

[this guy]

you need more manatees. with arms.

[ConnDestn]

ninja doesnt stand a chance

[Looganmathunubie]

Not as long as he's got his belt on backwards.

[TheGreatThomasio]

Ah yes! How I love da' MS Paint. I love going to Circuit City or Best Buy, make pictures on my friends and put them on the computers as their backgrounds! bwuhahaha!

[Hybrid]

THAT WAS YOU??

[NBGreenDay]

youre not his friend!

[Osiris]

well i must say toasted bunnies r good, although those look a lil crispy

[Johngamer II]

Makes me hungry really...

But, to the delight of everyone, I have another "MS Paint Masterpiece" to post!!

It is what kind of creature I would be if I got to choose...



As you can see, the animal version of me has the
following features:

-An octopus head: Not only do the tentacles look like
"groovy dreadlocks," but I'm also able to squirt
deadly deadly octopus ink at my enemies.

-A duck bill: So I can easily forage around in mud and
water for little fishes to eat!

-A dog tongue: For licking peanut butter...

-A puffer fish body: One of my most exciting features!
It looks awesome and pokes all predators and children
that draw near.

-Budgie wings: So I can soar over the tree tops, and
flap wind towards heat exhausted travelers on hot
summer days.

-A squirrel tail... that looks like a turd or a puff
of gas maybe: For balance and coordination.

-A Turtle shell cup: Have to protect my "offspring
maker."

[Hybrid]

I just don't see how such a creature could NOT live a healthy life in our dimension.

[Johngamer II]

Here are some more MS Paint masterpieces for you all to gaze upon! The first four were done for my friend's "MS Paint super hero and villain" contest, and the last ones are all products of failed hero ideas (turned into other things).

Squiggleman (hero) : Mummified with yarn by the
dreaded Villain X (not pictured), a hungover Elvis
impersonator lied in his tomb for decades... Until the
magic tomb dust of vengeance made him come back to
life complete with with amazing new "string attack"
powers! He can't rest as long as Villain X lives.



The Woefully Woefull Witch of Woe (villain) : She does
nothing but contemplate mystical staves... But, she's
a witch, so all heroes want to kill her withered self!

Note: This was originally supposed to be a wizard...
But the hat looked so witchly, so that's what the
picture became! And yes, I'm aware that her "cloak" is
cut up the back... This is a new fasion amongst
witches.



"Slimy" (hero... I think) : This dazed and confused
protagonist is also... gelatinous! He kind of "blobs"
to the side of villains, and doesn't let go until they
are sad... Then he just leaves.



Orificat (villain) : Villain X's prime side-kick.
Orificat has the unique (very unique) ability to shoot
fire out of every one of his orifices!




Yep...



The ultimate "despair emmoticon." Use this to represent hoplessness in all of your posts...



Yay...

[img]http://videogameaddicts.net/mspaint/hungman.bmp[/img]

Was going to be a sphere, ended up as an orb billowing smoke!