hehe, monkeys....

[klamkilla]

the pokemunki card game is out guys
starter paks are only $60 dollars and add on packs are only $150 GOTTA BUY EM ALL!

[Hybrid]

Come to Hartford Civic Center to see pokemonkis LIVE in concert! Special guest stars include Kevin Bacons and the guy who knows Radar! Tickets are selling for $50 bucks a pop or the extremely rare pokemonki Shit Thrower power up card. Reserve now, tickets will be on sale at your local Arbies.

Edited by: Hybrid  at: 3/23/01 4:09:29 pm

[FrinK]

The national PokeMunki Card Champisonship 9000.78 is being held at the Ben Dover Center this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!... and saturday. Legendary (not really) MunkiMasters will be there, like Don Knotts. A special live performance by Harvey Danger (they wont play flagpole sitta tho) will also be there. Then, if you stay till 10:00 you can get a sneak preview of PokeMUnki on Ice!!! Bryan Boytano and Nancy Kerrigan will play Bananafuk and pokemaster Jim. The newest pokemunki (AssaRapeTar) will have its new card unveiled, and you can buy your very own for 79.99!
Remember, all of you need to go to McBurger Box and buy an Extatic Meal to get your very own PokeMunki teenie beenie!!!

[NBridWebzk22]

OK, i wuz playing the all new Pokemunki Stadium (The new Green Collection) and i had my all famous Skuzzlefuk, i wuz battling some kid that had a TonyDanzafaggos! i kicked his damn ass! hey tried to throw a spoon at me, and i countered with the ass rape and that killed him rite away. im on my way to more Golden Bananas!!!!
The next battle for me is Skuzzlefuk vs. Rikishiassfuk

[FrinK]

I remember, not too long ago, i was battling Bette Midler with my Bananafuk against her JaneFondaSucksaCrap and her Pokemunki threw a bra bomb at me, but my Bananafuk ran up to the JaneFondaSucksaCrap and banged the hell out of its feminist ass! And then they made a BangaTor and that one was way sweet, its primary attack was the pelvic thrust and its power attack is the Balls Toss 2007.
BANANAFUK RULES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Frenchies drink Chateau du Plonk and eat funny shaped bread.

[Hybrid]

Now what if you were to give this game to say...20...intelligent people. What would it do? Let's face it, what would it do?

[FrinK]

Hey now, we non intelligent people could make this game kick some serious monkey lovin bacon rubbin ass!!

[Hybrid]

Well I guess since you just got Conker, you will not understand what I just said...

[NBridWebzk22]

POKEMUNKI TOP 10! (TEAL)

1.Shlogerwanger
2.Skuzzlefuk
3.Rikishiassfuk
4.Bananafuk
5.TonyDanzaFaggos
6.Dongbanger
7.AssRapier
8.Dingalinger
9.Studfukkin
10.MuffinMunki

Due to Skuzzlefuk's glorious victory over Rikishiassfuk, he is now #2 in the standings! Now Frink's Bananafuk will have to face him, I say it wasn't easy to beat him, but good luck! Now Skuzzlefuk will be in the biggest battle ever for the Teal Division Championship! If he wins....ahem.....WHEN he wins he will be #5 on the list overall (Teal, Green, Brown, and Black). Wish him the best of luck, while I train him like it's his mom's birthday comming up, whoa! I won't even go farther than that. GOOOOO SKUZZLEFUK!!!

ReCap of Skuzzlefuk vs. Rikishiassfuk:

They are put thrown into the rings in their pokesquares, Skuzzlefuk is the first to come. Then here comes Rikishiassfuk out of his square. LET'S GET READY TO BUBMLE!!
Here goes Rikishiassfuk with the super dong smash, OH! what a hit! -12 HP SKF
Skuzzlefuk goes back at him with the ass smack! BOOOM! -23 HP RKAF
Rikishiassfuk is badly hurt! He revieves himself! +20 HP RKAF
Skuzzlefuk goes for the ass rape! OH NO! Rikishiassfuk sat on him! He's pinned down! OH NO!!!
Rikishiassfuk farted on him! OH MY!!! -20 HP SKF
Skuzzlefuk comes back with a super munki strength tecnique! He tosses Rikishiassfuk into the battle wall! WOW! -39 HP RKAF
Rikishiassfuk is really hurting now! He tries for the poop-squirt! MISS!
Skuzzlefuk returns with an ass rape SUPREME! OH!!! AHHH!! I really didn't want to see that, but hey it's a Pokemunki battle, a good one at that! -55 HP RFAK

Rikishiassfuk falls down!
Skuzzlefuk has won!!!



Whoooo! What a fight!

There's the ReCap of the fight (courtesy of NBrid)! This is Webzk22 saying "Munki fuk! For a buck!" Good night!

[NBGreenday]

ok so like I was wading in the sea with my water poket-mankey "FishRapeAGore" and all of a sudden I was attacked by this wierd mishapen thing called" James Bond" and he doubled all my rare bananas so that I was able to reach level TWO!!!, but thereds a glitch that is whenever you reach level two your house explodes and your penis is downsized to "japanese Version" which I can seem to make pleasure my kitty... is this a glitch or did I accidently find it on the brown addition rather than the robin's egg blue edition? Also, whne is poketmankey the movie 341574952366139065679767 comming out1 I wanna buy tickets for me and all my friends.




6-15-01

[NBridWebzk22]

The highly awaited POKEMUNKI UPDATE!!! Here's the current standings. (Note: All munkis with @@@ after the name, they are new on the ladder.)

1. Schlongerwanger
2. Skuzzlefuk
3. Bananafuk
4. TonyDanzaFaggos
5. Rikishiassfuk
6. AssRapier
7. Studfukkin
8. MunkiDunk @@@
9. Kombatmunkidood @@@
10. DongBanger

Yes, that's right! MunkiDunk has made it to the Top 10!!! DongBanger had a hard time with his matches and is down to #10. Also new on the ladder, a newcommer! Kombatmunkidood, congrats on your matches!

The ReCap of Bananafuk vs. Rikishiassfuk:

Welcome to the official PokeMunki battles!!!
Here's a match highly anticipated by all Brids'. Bananafuk versus Rikishiassfuk!!!
Here they come now.

Rikishiassfuk's cube is thrown into the ring, GO RIKISHIASSFUK!
Bananafuk's cube is in right after, GO BANANAFUK!
(KEY FOR TURNS: BNF-Bananafuk, RKA-Rikishiassfuk

LET'S HAVE SOME POKEMUNKI FIGHIING!!!

BNF-Bananarape beam! WOW! HIT!!!! -24 HP RKA
RKA-The ass toss! NOOOO! BANANAFUK IS PINNED DOWN!
BNF-He's trapped!
RKA-He pooped on him! AHHHHH! -45 HP BNF
BNF-He starts sucking his own weiner to gain life back! +40 HP BNF
RKA-Disgusted by his weenie sucking, he tries to do the poop squirt! MISS!
BNF-He goes for the Banana ass ram! OH! Rikishiassfuk has food in his belly now! -56 HP RKA
RKA-From the Banana, he cannot move, he's poisoned!
BNF-Here's his chance! HERRIKO! HOLY $#!T He took his mom's dildo and rammed it down his throat!
RKA-Is weary and falls.
BNF-He's not done yet! He wants some lovin' from that fat ass! Ok, we didn't need to see that, he could have dragged him outta the ring before he did that! Oh well, HE WON!

That was a hell of a good fight! Congrats to Frink's Bananafuk for the win!

Well, this has been a great night for PokeMunkis everywhere, except Rikishiassfuk (his ass hole is 3 feet wider now!). This is Webzk22 saying, "Munki fuk! For a buck!" Good Night!

[NBGreenday]

ANSWER MY QUESTION

[NBridWebzk22]

The movie will be out in mid-summer this year! Pre-sale prices are about $15 right now, but get them while you can! They're going fast!

About that glitch, yes you accidently found it on a different version game, *COUGHDAMNYOUCOUGH*, but we will make the update on Pokemunki Stadium version 3.7, a recent update from 3.2, why 3.7? Because....ummmm....ask me later.

[ULTIMAW]

LMAO! Oh this is hillarious.What are you guys going to do next make a Poke'Money called "Jiggle Me Nuts" or "PikaBator" Or something LOL.Why don't you make a pic of the POke'Munky mobile,Like the Pikachu and Lugia mobile LOL.hope some one can make an actual pic of a poke'munk mobile.I was bored so I posted this.

[FrinK]

Web, there will be a new tournament coming up called the Monk-Ath-A-Lon (MAAL) and at MAAL will be all the top ranking munkis and some new ones including CrapaToss, IeatPaste, Scrototron, and JiggleMeTits. This will be held after the new movie (Patric Duffy plays Bananafuk and Christopher Walken is Jimmy, the boy who collects the munkis to do all out mecha battle withe supreme evil facist lord DarkButtSex revisited) and stuff. And did any of you hear of hidden munkis in the Pastel Yellow version of the game? There were only rumors at E3... RUMORS!