Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2000 5:27 am Post subject: Viva Las Bacons!
Wow, I can't believe it's not bacons! But guess what, it's not! It's made of 99.8% beef. Yup, it's cow not pig. The other .2% is still a mystery. Even with our advanced techniques, we can't figure out wth it is! If you know, well, I don't care! Cause our product tasts just like Bacons. So wth cares what it is! Even Mikey can't tell the difference between the real deal and this fake stuff. It's THAT amazing folks.
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2000 4:58 pm Post subject: fizz?
you think thats good? wait till you try "Toothless Joe's Bubble Gum flavored Chewing Product!!" Made from rubberized unwanted nuclear waste! (89.3% by volume) and the rest is "mystery stuff" from the Zaire basin! (nick name for behind my fridge)
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2000 6:36 pm Post subject: Yeah ok
Why dont you just down a cup of crisco oil and then youll find out the true taste and smells of bacosn my friends, then you shall know as well as I do.